If I worked at a restaurant on Valentine’s Day I would put a fake engagement ring in every girl’s drink.


Just to look at her act like:


Then watch the dude sit there like:

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when your parents say it

when your friends say it

when the teacher say it

when someone HOT says it

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How I comfort my friends


First I’m like:

and then I’m:

Finally I give :

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To my new followers…

To my old followers…

To those who unfollowed me…

To those who looked at my blog and decided not to follow…

To those who will look at my blog after seeing this…

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